Trim

Posted in Poems

Matthew Flinders had a cat with which he went to sea
His boat was named Investigator, Trim his feline-e
They sailed around Australie in Eighteen two and three
So here I am considering how we mark that bi-cen-ten-ery.

I worked beside Encounter Bay a decade, maybe more
And had input to a talkfest, just a paltry group of four
Councillors that were very keen to caste a bronze of Trim
And erect it to commemorate where Nich met Matt and him.

I raised my hand and questioned why we’d want to celebrate
A cat, a blight, an escapee that has become the heavyweight
In unassisted, unimagined wildlife devastation
A mouser that has become the blight across our nation.

All were keen to caste a bronze except just lonely me
So as a compromise I suggest we bury Trim at Sea
He could rest exactly, and forever he could be
Where those seamen shared a mug, a pannikin of tea.

My unliked suggestion was verily, just ignored
First caste and then the bronze, very hot was duly poured
Trim’s likeness now stands wretchedly on Victor’s sandy shore
An ill considered memory, of stupidity, ever more.

Cluster

Posted in Characters

Cluster lived across the street from us in Fitzroy. Fitzroy East, according to Cluster and if he could have arranged it, would have done away with Smith Street, and had us living in Collingwood!

He was a fanatical ‘Pies supporter, went to all the games, and training sessions! He had painted his fence pickets black and white, ate vegemite on de-crusted white bread in summer, and an infinite number of dog’s eyes and dead horse throughout the winter. He once explained his diet in terms of the pies and sauce, representing the defeated foes from Saturday’s match and the black and white sandwiches providing off-season “…encouragement to the lads!”

We loved Cluster, even though he was a bit of a mad bastard! There was a distinct whiff to him too, if you got downwind. He umpired our cricket games, arguments as well, if needed. He found us a set of wickets to replace the battered rubbish bins. He had stories too, of Squizzy Taylor and the local Push. He sold newspapers at the home games, and that got us into the ground, as assistants – we learnt to deliver “Heresya ‘erald, Inya ‘argus” like pros!

On Sundays, Cluster appeared in a collared shirt, Pies’ tie, a frayed, food-stained sports coat, shiny-arsed pants and a pork pie atop his balding pate! I followed him once. He kept to the narrow, cobbled laneways but eventually, with a knock at a side door, entered the Empress of India pub.

There, old Ma Harris maintained a knowledgeable Sunday trade with the coppers collecting a few bottles on the side. Everybody was happy, and Cluster emerged, clutching a paper bag with his couple of Richmond Bitters.

Towards the end of April, Cluster would go a bit funny. Late at night he could be seen marching up and down the street crying, screaming, ducking and weaving. On Anzac Day, with his chest of medals, he would be off early to St Kilda Road, comrades to meet, memories to relive, thirst to quench, coins to toss! We learnt to steer clear of him until early May!

With the footy season’s arrival, he’d cheer up and became Old Cluster again. He was our mate and thinking back on things, everybody in the street had a soft spot for Cluster. He put bins in and out for the neighbourhood, did unbidden odd jobs, ran the Cup Sweep in November and with his grizzled chin, was often called upon to don the Red Suit!

Twenty years later, Mum sent me a cutting – the Sun’s Death Notices. I was puzzled as I read “Members of the Collingwood Football Club are saddened at the death of Scott Maurice, son of Ian and Salome Trebilcock.”

Cluster finally explained!

Fiona’s Wellbeing

Posted in Politics

The whiskey is costing fifty dollars a shot. We are on our third! “We have lost the confidence of the Board,” whines Jim “This is serious, we can be rolled, maybe even lose our annual bonuses,” he maffled into his Glenmorangie.

“I agree, Jim, it’s an absolute ‘cluster’, but I’ll be buggered if I saw it coming.” We hunker down morosely into our chesterfields, ice tinkling, both of us nursing glib thoughts, pondering how this has been allowed to happen.

“Obviously that stupid bloody decision to hold the Shareholder’s get together was very poorly timed, made worse by the decision not to insist on everyone wearing masks. Jees, we have two dead Board members, two in Intensive Care and three in iso. The AGM is nine weeks away, plus we have a motion to spill the Board. And we have nearly twenty hoi polloi nominating to fill the two, possibly four, vacancies!”

I shook my head, still incredulous that my three-week holiday absence had resulted in such an unmitigated disaster. The sacking of my deputy CEO had been the easy part. Undoing his handiwork was going to be tricky!

“I mean … well, old Hedley, jees he should’ve shuffled years ago – no loss, really, in the scheme of things. But David, our Chair – he’s a big loss and a strong supporter of us! Have we had any update from the hospital, about the others?” “Not so far.”

“Jim, you’re the Chief Finance Officer, it’s going to be your job to protect our bonuses. I can’t afford to lose this one, I promised Fiona a new red Alfa Sports, and Christmas in Rio. And the Portsea holiday shack, the wife still wants a pool installed.”

“We need a strategy” bleated Jim. “You’re the CEO, you’re the brains trust; imagine if some of those nominees get a seat. We don’t need any new eyes around the table. The ACCC were on our heels last year, and we don’t need them at the door again.”

“Righto, steady on Jim, don’t lose your cool. We need to be sharp and resolute, if we’re going to claw things back.” The donkeys nominating for the vacancies were my immediate concern, but I thought I could handle them, with a little judicious tampering of the ballot. Mmm, yes, that’ll work.

This morning’s emergency meeting has broken up in disarray. My plans for the shareholder vote has been rejected. I was bloody rolled, silly buggers, a bit of a slinging match across the mahogany. Fortunately I write the minutes and they will record an eventual endorsement of my strategy. It’s a slight brush with reality, but look, the ends justify…

The other issue is the merger. We each stand to make a motzer when it goes through. I have 100,000 preferential shares.  Just a few more weeks!

Jim and I both notice the two, dark-suited guys walking through the lounge. They are out of place: the dark glasses and identical ties. They approached, meaningfully.

Never Tinker with the Fairies

Posted in Imagined

Bluebells, backwards was the password! God I hate bloody passwords, as I ‘thumble’ with the keyboard, and managed to achieve ‘slleubeulb’. There was an immediate, terse, blue notice advising that the password was incorrect! Shit, I tediously, and deliberately retyped ‘sllebeulb’.

Ttrring and the screen dissolved into the soft pastel colours of compliance. I was in!

But what was I looking for? She had winked as she departed, advising that the site would entertain. I was looking at a site promoting springtime British garden tours – Sissinghurst, Hidcote Manor, Highgrove, even a couple on the Welsh border, Chirk and Powis Castles. I wasn’t planning a trip to Britain, this springtime or any time soon.

And why was a garden tour-site protected by a password? I started to mouse-over the names of the gardens, quickly drawn into the images of pleached and espaliered orchards, walled, colourful garden beds, delightfully romantic follies, acres of winter daffodils, timbered groves with massed, understory bluebells, ancient, clipped hedges, castellated towers, statuary, and fountains.

Believe it or not, I was being drawn further into the marvels on these pages. Two hours later, and I was actually wondering whether or not a UK trip might be doable. But my reverie was rudely interrupted. I had seen something, albeit ever so briefly! The hairs on my neck were prickling!

I moused over Sissinghurst. Yes, there, just the merest glimpse from the corner of my eye, as I moved the mouse. I turned to ask if you had seen it too, but of course, you were not there! I tried Powis, a picture of the castle’s forecourt, entwined dragons frolicking and spewing a watery welcome. Nothing, but as I shifted the mouse, there again, a flicker of movement at the bottom of the screen! This was ridiculous. I wiped my brow, and with deliberate conviction, closed the site down!

That evening, alone in the drawing room, I sipped a rather fine 2016 Silenus Merlot – an import from Langhorne Creek, that was complementing the deliciously burnt-caramelly, tart flavours of a hitherto untried Roquefort-en-biscotti. But my mind was still anxiously tossing over the imagery, that spied, tiny figure, flitting, seeming to move into my room. Insane! How could a digitally-contrived image morph off the screen?

I argued with myself for half an hour before I was back at the keyboard, my reversed bluebells falling effortlessly, and correctly into place!

The bland screen opened onto a verdant, treed meadows, a castle in the distance, massed, blue spikes waving under the trees. The picture’s central focus was a lake, with a punt, a young couple poling across the water, she, working the pole, he, idlily trailing his left hand into the water.

The punt was moving across the lake and out of the screen, into the study!  I could hear laughter, snatches of conversation, even the rhythmic splosh of the poling. There was a faint, musty smell of dank-water. I looked closer and made out a bassinet on the floor of the skiff, between the couple, and I was hearing a baby’s contented gurgling. I suddenly had the conviction that they were heading for the offscreen church, for the child’s baptism?

The little figure flitted about the study, zooming around my head several times. I tried ineffectually at swatting it away. It alighted on my shoulder.  My study and the gardens, the young family in the skiff, this little fairy had joined to become one! The fairy moved across playfully, and whispered into my ear “Beware the springtime fairies” and flew off!

I was now very uneasy, possibly tipsy too! It was late, and as I starting to tidy up, I noticed the cheese wrapper, Roquefort Jacinthe des Bois. There was a story on the paper, explaining an ancient nexus between bluebells and fairies, describing their sometimes evil, springtime antics in the fields near the cheesery. It finished “At your peril, never, ever, ever tinker with the fairies!”

Hyacinth – a gardener evolves

Posted in Gardens

It had taken Hyacinth decades to feel confident in her gardening skills. Sitting back now, a fresh cuppa’ on the bench beside her, she let the gentle pulse of her surrounds take her back to that first, tiny, Carlton balcony.

The flat was almost totally in shade, south-facing and the pot of petunias only lasted a couple of weeks! She thought it might have been her plant selection, so her next foray saw a small red rose. It also failed to thrive!

But a lover led to a wedding, in turn leading to a bigger flat: a light-filled, ground floor unit that accessed a small patch of ‘dirt’. A tentative trial of roses, planted in the sunlight and, with Spring, big blousy blossoms! The nursery had suggested hellebores and aquilegia for the shaded parts of the garden, and, as Autumn softened the heat, they too flourished. Bulbs and a selection of herbs went into pots. She acknowledged her own, small triumphs with quiet satisfaction.

Children, a move out to suburban Nunawading, a small house with a tiny garden, followed. The kids helped dig the vegetable plot, and with the planting of apple, pear, apricot and plum trees. She smiled as she remembered the day that the small helpers weeded out the carrot, lettuce and zucchini seedlings!

A Vacola preserving kit arrived one birthday, and with Margaret Fulton’s benchtop guidance, she stewed apples and pears. She made pots of jam, chutney, sauces and pickles. Her pantry became quite a family ‘conversation-piece’, brought up in dispatches as a new, labelled preserve found its way onto the shelves.

The children sometimes complained about the ‘home-made’ garnishes, and overheard remarks between school-friends, in the backyard, confirmed a need to cut back the production line. There was also a none too subtle hint that her birthday and Christmas presents needed to change, too!

The children started to leave the nest. Where had the years gone? Grandchildren were playing under the large, overgrown fruit trees. More space might be helpful for the kids to play, more sunlight, particularly as the winter days were getting bleaker, nowadays.

There seemed to be not as many birds visiting the garden, except when the summer fruits were on offer! The exception were the blackbirds! People complained of their mulch-scraping habit, but she secretly thought it a small price to pay for their beautiful warbling.

Cancer took her partner prematurely; unexpectedly. A diagnosis, a few short months, and she was alone. She knew it was time to move.

She worked at a Kondo-declutter, restocking both the Salvos and Vinnies. She packed a few treasures, a shoebox of photos and moved to a delightful, two-bedroom cottage in Gippsland. A new start was on offer!

She had become a Peter Cundall devotee, forced latterly to follow that horribly-bearded Costa. She had lots of ideas and birds were going to be her gardening ‘thingy’. She drew up plans for lots of insect and bird-attracting natives. Swathes of Poa, Wallaby and Kangaroo grasses would combine with plantings of ground-hugging grevillea, callistemon, buddleia, leptospermum, echium, banksia and acacia. They would provide protective canopies for small wrens, finches, even the parrots. There would be shallow ponds for the frogs and lizards; maybe even a trickling fountain to provide an aural dimension. Each morning kookaburras were perching on the limbs of an old gum, and a family of currawongs were seen, busily fluttering through.

It took a few years, but the garden plantings worked. The birds had appreciatively taken up residence; nests were built, families raised.

Visiting grandchildren and the background chatter of the wildlife collectively endorsed Hyacinth’s gardening expertise!

My Coffee Hit

Posted in Domestics

I wake. A memory, lingering at the edge of consciousness, of sitting in the café, all of us loudly competing against the hubbub, sipping a deliciously large cappuccino. I can smell, maybe even taste the coffee, as I make my way into the kitchen.

Next thing I know, I’m lying on the floor: groggy, but conscious. I recall reaching over to flick the kettle on. I tripped over the bloody cat. My fractured memory recalls the screech of the cat, I resurfaced to the scream of the kettle. Damned cat! Why are we babysitting her?

I conduct a basic triage. There is blood on the cupboard and on the front of my pjs’. My fingers find a long cut on my forehead. My hip issues a significant bleat, my ribs also complain when I try to sit up. I remain, spread ingloriously across the kitchen floor. I think I may have pissed myself, too! The cat has disappeared: good job, ‘cos I have a mind to chop its bloody head off. Was that the doorbell?

Surprisingly, the kettle, and its electrical base are on the floor beside me. It has landed upright, still on its cradle. What are the odds of that, I wonder? Is that why I heard it screaming so loudly?

My hand confirms it has boiled recently. I idly flick the switch. Jees, it’s still connected. I’m lucky not to sustain third-degree burns, possible electrocution. The kettle starts to shriek again and I stretch over. It beats me, and turns itself off!

I am stuck here – well, that’s a bit dramatic. I just lie doggo for a while, gathering my senses.

My brain continues to wander. I note the greasy, baby-poo-coloured walls. We really should get a painter in. What would she charge, just to do the kitchen? Nah, you couldn’t do that – OK, maybe the lounge, as well. Alright, keep ya PJs on, we could do the whole bloody house!

I wouldn’t mind getting my book from the bedroom, only a few chapters to go. Those silly blue ducks, they forever chase the fly-specs on the retro tiles. I’m quite hungry, and I still haven’t had my morning coffee.

The cat slinks in, inspects my prostrate form, meows plaintively, suggesting that her milk is way behind schedule. My thoughts remain, just thoughts. Bloody animal!

The doorbell rings again. I yell, a shadow passes the kitchen window.

Bloody Pine Trees

Posted in Childhood Memories

“Bloody pine trees”, Dad always said, as we passed that grove of huge old trees at our boundary fence. He had a set against them, but I don’t remember any specific explanation for his dislike. For us, they offered escape, adventure, testing boundaries, skills; an opportunity to command a realm as wide and as close as the sky, a secret shared only with the magpies.

My tree was the second in from the road. My cousin, she had chosen the fourth one. We passed them on the walk to and from the bus, and there was always time for a climb. She was still a bit of a sook – she was only eight and liked to perch on a flat bit, about four branches from the ground. At nine, I had conquered the treetops – almost, well, I mean, my crowsnest was just below where the branches started to sway in the wind. But I could still search out the sea, the beach, highway traffic, and I could yell across to Suzie in her nearby possie. My sword and shield were tucked into a group of smaller branches, always at the ready to ward off marauding Vikings, dinosaurs or tigers, and we would still be home in time for strawberry jam on pikelets, with globs of Daisy’s scalded cream.

I think it must have been my elder brother – it was the sort of thing he did. I knew dinosaurs couldn’t reach up that high. It was Monday arvo and standing at my tree, I saw my weapons, broken, lying on the ground. There were scuff marks in the needles. I was sure my gear didn’t just fall. It was a hot December day, just before Christmas, no breezes, still as the cemetery down the road. Nah, they didn’t just fall. I needed to change my hidey-hole.

I went to the shed, rummaging through Dad’s tools and stuff. Got it – a roll of tape. I put it carefully into my school bag for tomorrow’s repair work. My stomach reminded me it was pikelet-time!

We heard the racket first, ‘clank, clank, squeal, clank …’. We started to run, then gobsmacked, we stopped, frozen, as around the corner we see the bulldozer working on our trees. Piles of broken branches already heaped up, Dad and my uncle at the edge of the pile with a jerrycan. I saw, felt a whoomph, as the match caught the fuel. “What have you done? Why are you knocking down our cubbies?” I madly danced towards them, swinging my bag in a desperate effort to stop them. I was snivelling, Suzie started to cry while Dad and my uncle looked quizzically at each other.

The dozer continued to work on the clearing. I threw the roll of tape at Dad. I yelled through my tears and utter desolation. I think I may have wet my pants, too!

Not even strawberry pikelets and cream consoled my sense of betrayal. That night, over dinner Dad said “Bloody pine trees!”

Kupunga

Posted in Non fiction
My sketch map of the geographic layout of communities and places of note on my 1974 visit.

As the 1974 Dry Season extended my capacity to move, I went out to Kupunga for a week. My agenda included trying to further several Aged Pension verifications, enrolling eligible adults onto the electoral rolls (Whitlam had dissolved both houses of parliament and called an election for mid-May) and seeking direction from the community leaders of their development priorities. My diary of that week makes for fascinating reading and is worth selective reproduction. It follows:

I have chartered Tommy Yibberal’s boat and spent the early morning loading shop stores. Tides were against us and it meant using a small dingy to ferry supplies out to where Tom’s boat was moored. Seven trips, each with a tricky balancing act of passing stuff up from the wobbly tinny. Tom, Dan Gillespie and I got underway at 10am, moving downstream, out of the river, passing Entrance Island on our right-hand side, before heading east along the coast.

We entered the Blyth River six hours later and made the short trip upstream. Barney Geridawanga, some of his smaller children and Jackie Gumboa met us as we drew up adjacent to the community. Barney told us that most of the mob were out hunting.

It is quite a steep embankment, and the two old men were unable to help us transfer the supplies up onto the dry embankment. We laboured and were joined in the unloading by Tony Monalia and Tommy Steele Gondara.

By last light, most of the community had made it back, laden with yams, geese, a wallaby, and a few fish. Under torchlight, the resident school teacher, David Mirawanga (a former Teacher-Aide from Maningrida) distributed the Social Security Pension and Child Endowment cheques. I proceeded to get people to endorse their cheques with their signature, or mark – generally a cross. Some preferred to use an inked thumb-print, and in the spirit of an audit, I countersigned that mark, before exchanging the cheques for cash!

Over the next couple of hours people came and went. There was a boatload of ten people arrived from across the river to shop. Priority items were secured first – flour, sugar, tea leaf, shotgun shells, then followed by items to quieten excited children, with the purchase of chips and soft drinks! There were still some shotgun shells, cigarettes, chewing tobacco, a few tins of meat and powdered milk left at end of the shop.

Barney, Frank Guramananna, Tommy Steele, Tom Yibberal, David Mirawanga, Jackie Gumboa, and a few others sat with Dan Gillespie and I around a smokey fire. We talked about:
the upcoming election and the opportunity to get on the rolls;
the scheduled visit of long-time Adviser, John Hunter, to introduce Andy Hazel, the new Community Adviser;
the question of accessing a beer ration at the outstation;
the need for extra building materials to finish the bush timber school-house;
There was mention of some research being proposed by the Health mob, looking into the nutritional value of bush tucker!
[In defense of the appalling nutritional value of the just completed ‘shop’, this might be very worthwhile. However, it should be further noted that the diet of the community was generally inordinately met from hunting!]

Dan, Tommy, and I were allocated space to unroll our swags on the sandy floor of the school lean-to. A stiff, cool wind promised a mosquito/sandfly-free night.

There was a little residual shopping done next morning from those with cash. Dan and Tommy departed at 9.30, heading for Maningrida. They advised a return, with John Hunter and Andy Hazel in four days’ time.

As the boat disappeared around the Lalal-a-girripa headland, an informal discussion around “botin bizness” started. I had brought out paperwork relating to the Electoral Roll and I helped complete Postal Ballot applications for Frank, Barnie, Jackie, Nancy Bandiama, Margaret Mangawaij, Tommy S, Paddy Gunabaitja and David. I also enrolled several young men and women.

Others drifted in on the discussions, others drifted away as the demands of the morning dictated. Talk turned to the future of Kupunga. I asked what would happen if the Government withdrew its support for the fortnightly mobile shop visits? I was forcefully reminded that John Hunter had previously assured the mob of continuing help! I reiterated my belief that that was not under threat –I had stupidly and unnecessarily cast doubt on this commitment and spent time reassuring the community!

We talked about buying another boat, noting the dead 17’ Seamaster boat, and motor beached not too far away! Could it be a collective purchase between Kupunga and three other nearby Burada/Anbarra outstations? No one was keen on that – its location, maintenance, and operational responsibilities!

Someone suggested an all-weather road back through Balpinada Swamp to connect to the Cadell road. It was agreed that for most of the year the 15 miles of swamp was impassable. Maybe along the coast to Ngakala-mandjara? Again, the three creeks would prove impossible.

Talk drifted, as did the residents. Postal Ballot applications had been discussed with shoppers from across the river the previous evening so Tommy Gandara, Paddy Gunabardga and I borrowed the dug-out canoe and with paddles and a little assistance from a small sail, went to Manakadok-a-jirripa outstation.

This canoe – Lippa-lippa – was the one I saw Barney Geridawanga making at the Cadel Gardens two years earlier. It has subsequently been fitted with a small, outrigged pontoon but still wallowed, and made heavy going against the tide. I took a photo of Barney, with his granddaughter sitting in the canoe in 1971.

Barney and granddaughter, 1971. Lippa lippa emerging from the paperbark tree.

The Blyth River still has a very healthy population of salt water crocs and in our crossing, we saw three or four lying at the high-water mark. Our approach had them quickly up and slithering down into the river. So many crocs but the community seems to live in apparent harmony with them! The kids splash and swim in the shallows below the community, people fish at the water’s edge, and I know people occasionally swim across the river!

I wondered whether the crocodile shooting/skin trade had ever been operational in these parts of Arnhem Land, and if so, had the only recently banned practice (outlawed in 1971) meant that the animals were still wary of humanity? Or was the co-existence more to do with a long, traditional understanding of each other’s’ needs?

We made the trip without mishap, arriving to find the community deserted, presumably out hunting. Tommy fired his shotgun into the air and Peter Jalara turned up about 30 minutes later, four magpie geese hanging from his belt. We completed his postal ballot form and he said he would have the others (Fred Mawanburrnga, his wife Mabel Langarangara, Joe Mangguludja) come across to Kupunga, later.

We had the help of an outward tide, and the sail for our return journey. There were a couple of cooked magpie geese ready for snacking upon our arrival, and a group of older men settled down with me in the shade of the school house.

I posed “Why did you decide to stay out here after that big bungal (ceremony) finished, right through the last wet?” Barney Geridawanga said “Too much trouble in Maningrida. Too much humbug, sickness, fighting. And the kids were getting away from us!”

I was talking with Frank the next day, and he repeated the same responses as Barney. “Me happy here; too much of ebrything. I got im house, tucker, water; dis is my country and my kid’s country. If I go away and leave im unprotected, someone, maybe Balanda, might steal im! We need plenty of soldiers in this country to keep im!”

“What about the kids?” Frank, with head slightly on the side said “We gottem school house, we gottem David (Mirawanga). He gottem all dem kids, from other side too, in dem morning and teach em good. Afternoon, they all finish up. It is more better for the kids to grow up here an know dare country. No humbug at Kupunga, like at Maningrida. The kids are better here in their own country!”

An emphatic endorsement of the benefits of returning to “proper” country, to reestablish modified, but nonetheless quasi-traditional authority. Frank talked about one of the young blokes – now in his late teens – who was now living back at Kupunga. His Mum had insisted he come out to country after a string of trouble at Maningrida, that had eventually seen him sent to a juvenile detention centre in Darwin.

After close to a year, he has settled down and is taking on quite mature responsibilities around the community. Maturation and possibly the traditional disciplines necessary for life in the bush!

Late in the afternoon, hunters have returned home, bounty distributed, as necessary and I note family groupings are settling around individual hearths! I see that Frank is stripping lengths of stringybark and his wife, Nancy is pulping and teasing the bark down into pliable fibres. She is using her thighs as a base to rub the fibres together, joining the individual pieces into lengths of string that she tells me will be woven into a dilli bag. It will be sold to the arts and crafts shop, at Maningrida.

Nancy’s older girls are working a stone mortice and pestle, grinding ochre that will be used to colour the string! Meanwhile, I note that Nancy also maintains an eye on a group of younger kids, playing in the shallows at the river’s edge.

Frank has drifted off and joined David and a group of young men, each with 12-gauge shotguns and heading into the swamp. Mmm that means goose for dinner!

Tommy is tinkering with the mast and sail he has adapted for the lippa lippa, while nearby, his wife and kids laze in the shade, occasionally calling out to other women. There is quiet laughter, and banter on the air.

Geridawanga and his wife seem to be asleep and I see their youngest children down at the water’s edge, playing with a new inflatable toy, purchased from the recent mobile shop. A voice, his wife’s, issues a cautionary note that has the kids briefly pause their games.

At dusk the hunters return. They have several geese between them and I noticed every family was soon plucking, singeing, and settling into the evening. I am invited to join the single men’s campfire.

The mosquitoes last night were terrible, although I was the only one who mentioned them! My swag was just a canvas square and a blanket – a mosi-net was still considered unnecessary, but that was to change, after this trip!

I borrowed a throw-net and collected three nice-sized mullet the next morning. Barney and I shared the bait and we sat by the river yarning for the next couple of hours. I got a couple of decent bites, while Barney had a barra on the line, subsequently lost in the landing!

Franked joined us at the water’s edge. We continued to yarn, while he busied himself making a new ‘butterfly-wing’ net. Instead of bush string, he was unravelling a length of old blue, nylon rope that had drifted up the river! He had made a light frame; I think from dried hibiscus wood. 3 lengths bound into a triangle and then covered with the woven nylon net. He repeated the triangle and weave, and bound the two sections together at the apex of the two longest ends. (Imagine a pippi, opened but still joined by the muscle, or a pair of castanets!)

Frank’s eldest son took me to a brackish pool the next day to demonstrate the net’s use. We waded into the warm, shallow water and holding the wings midway along the top frame, he proceeded to work the net, opening the two sides to form a barrier and then quickly bringing the two sides together around unsuspecting – Durnbal durnbal – foot long crustations – big marron-like prawns. In a matter of 30 minutes he had four in a dilli-bag suspended around his neck.

Frank and I continued to talk about country and his ideas for possible road access. He again talked about a dry season track that, while presently under a foot of water, was drivable from the middle of the dry season, through until after the first rains. He suggested we look at it later in the day, when the sun had lost some of its heat.

Before the sun had lost some of its heat, I walked off across the mud flats behind the community. On a small rise on the other side, I found David Mirawanga sitting in the shade, stripping the bark off three lengths of mangrove wood. He says they will make a frame for his mosquito net! (Ah ha, so I wasn’t the only one getting bitten, just the one itching and scratching!)

With the frame done, he suggested a walk. We returned to the waterhole visited yesterday. He explained that while the Durnbal were here now, other seasonal bounty included the freshwater catfish – Bulia Mulali, the long-necked tortoise – Barnda, and a moonfish – Djingol. For now, there are huge numbers of leeches, each intent on extracting our blood.

A few hundred yards away, at the back of the sand dune fronting the nearby Arafura Sea, we came to three wells, one used exclusively for clothes washing, the other two reserved for drinking. All were adjacent to a small grove of bush apple trees – syzygium sp, and I think David was suggesting that the trees were always an indicator of nearby freshwater.

We wandered off and my education continued as he spotted a delicate, thin, string-like vine growing in an area back away from the dunes. Mundbanda – yams he instructed, as I tried to focus and identify what he was pointing at. His educationally-honed patience came to the fore as he pointed out the small, heart-shaped leaf atop the vine. He traced the vine back from the leaf, to the ground and dug about 8”, and retrieved a small tuber. In the space of a few minutes David uncovered four. I seem to remember that he broke pieces of the tuber off the vine carefully and replanted the vine, still attached to a remnant tuber section.

Nearby was a tree laden with dark edible berries. They were about ½” in diameter and I had seen kids in the trees harvesting these before. I note that the greenants also liked the tree and their activities ensured the harvesters would come away covered in them. Not a huge issue, as their green abdomen, when eaten provides quite a refreshing citrus hit!

We approached the community from the direction of Lalarl-a-jiripa. David was talking about this area as a special place – in olden times – for dancing and ceremony. We continued walking, and as we came over a rise we casually stepped over a badly disintegrated lorikun, or log-coffin. A skull protruded from one end and David, equally casually told me that this was “… his daddy, properly, back in country.”

Late that afternoon I sat down with Barney, and two of his countrymen from across the river, Fred Mawanburrnga and Joe Mangguluda. Someone had accessed a damper, which we intermittently chewed, in between smoking cigarettes and discussions relating to old time Marian law. There was talk of the large ceremonial gathering eighteen months earlier, that had underpinned the decision to relocate permanently on country, away from Maningrida.

As a visitor, and a novice, I was keenly aware that the old men were delighted to participate in my introduction to ‘country’. There were boundaries, secret/sacred stuff that would never be broached, but that left a wealth of material up for discussion. David had sat down and at some point, brought out a written list of place names and activities. My lessons, mis-pronunciations and foot faulting achieved deep, gravelly guffaws from the guys.
I found David’s notes carefully stored with my diary. His drawings are incredibly accurate – the eel-tailed catfish, at top and the fifth drawing, the large marron – Jarnbul Jarnbul.

Fred and Joe hopped into the lippa lippa, and went back to Manakodok-a-jiripa, as I retired back to my schoolhouse base for the evening.

At Dusk, David appeared with a haul of small whistle duck – Blanamirika, maybe twenty-five or so and left two with me. I had plucked, singed, and commenced to cook them by the time he returned from distributing the birds.

The generosity from the whole community was humbling. Food was being shared, educational lessons for living with this rich country were being offered, and I was the recipient of unstinting, warm hospitality. I hoped I would be able to meet future reciprocity!

That evening David and I talked well into the night. He asked me about my job and why I had come out to Kupunga. Mmm the role of a Petrel Obbicer?

I talked about the new Prime Minister down south. The government wanting to help people living in the bush to achieve their own independence, using their skills and knowledge to shape the future they wanted for themselves, their kids and grandkids. I inserted myself as working half way between where the money and help was going to come from – Darwin and Canberra, on one side and communities, on the other, pursuing “self-determination”!

From what I was experiencing here at Kupunga, my generous interpretation of the government’s offer of independence, the opportunity to determine their own futures smacked of impertinent nonsense, ignorant arrogance, I thought, as I reread my words later!

David talked about the trouble he was having implementing his ideas for Kupunga, up against the day to day lore and practices being exerted by the older generation. While he talked passionately about kid’s schooling and getting vegetable gardens growing, my mind’s eye was seeing people reveling in an enjoyment of the security and wealth of their own traditional estates. There were obviously going to be some competing priorities, a sustainable balance between traditions and the enjoyment of western opportunistic insertions, like mobile shops, shotgun cartridges, flour, tobacco, tea-leaf! But the decisions, the choices had already been unequivocally made by this mob!

Access to Social Security benefits was providing cash flow to enable a few commercial inputs to community life. Generally, the inputs were temporarily replacing traditional staples, flour, sugar, guns, and traditional nutrition was probably more than compensating for the processed inputs.

There was another cash flow being generated by the arts and crafts. Weaving was producing bush string bags, pandanus fronds were being stripped, dyed and woven into beautiful mats and baskets, stringybark was providing canvases for artistic expression.

An adjunct to the mobile shops were the collection and documentation of this artistic output. Dan Gillespie was now coordinating the operation of Maningrida Arts and Crafts and at the conclusion of the shopping, people would present items. I cannot remember exactly but I think Dan was taking items on consignment, returning net returns to the artists on subsequent trips?

David was over early the following day. He had a pair of firesticks – ngurtka, and suggested I learn how to make a fire! He demonstrated, seated on the sand with the slightly flattish one of the two sticks, pinned, but protruding beneath his bent right leg. He had a small pile of teased-out bark placed below a burnt hollow on this stick. He dropped a pinch of sand into the hollow and proceeded to drill into it. Ten seconds, and it was smoking, thirty seconds, and the flames caught the bark!

“OK Balang, you have a go!” Under minute scrutiny, I drilled for all I was worth. The minutes passed, smoke arose but I just couldn’t maintain my speed or focus sufficient to get a flame to jump into the tinder! I did raise a couple of blisters!

And I did learn that both sticks were dried lengths of hibiscus wood, and I subsequently bought a set from the Arts and Crafts outlet. I secretly practiced and raised red welts, sometimes smoke but never any flame!

Mirawanga gave up and suggested we go for a walk. Over the morning we visited coastal, hand-dug wells. He mentioned that anthropologist Betty Meehan and archeologist Rhys Jones, both who spent considerable time with the Kupunga mob, had been to this series of wells.

One he named as Bunbuar, quite distant from home but apparently it never dried up. There was a Tamarind tree growing not far away and he said those olden times mob “…prom ober seas…” planted it. I had seen another similar tree, at Tjuta Point, I think there was another one on Entrance Island, all planted by the Macassan seafarers who were visiting, up until Federation, during the wet seasons, to collect the trepang, or beche de mer.

He was continually stopping to show me bush tucker. He talked about a different, cheeky, or non-edible yam that looked very similar to the one he cropped the other day. We never found it.

We headed away from the coast to two other water soaks. They were within the paperbark forests and to my untrained eye, looked like buffalo wallows. He named them as Malmal-a-jiripa.

We continued south as the melaleuca gave way to stringybark. We were crossing swampy country – Balpinarda – and eventually struck the dry season track – Angirrajunabir – connecting Kupunga and Maningrida. It was very sloppy, in places. We followed the track to the outstation.

There was more walking that afternoon. This time I was being hosted by Tony Monalia and Barney’s young nine-year old son, Stuart Yirawara. Tony bought a throw-net and we headed across to the dunes close to the river’s entry to the Arafura – Lalarl-a-jiripa – and onto the coast. We caught a dozen smallish prawns – Wakal – but, on the walk back across the tidal flats, Tony speared two large mud crabs – Malamiringa.

Over a latish midday meal of crabs and prawns, Tony confided that Frank Guramanamana had magical-powers that could make sick kids better. He said Johnny Bulun Bulun also had special powers and by holding a special stone in his right hand, he could fly! “Where does he fly too?” “All over the place!” They both draw that power from that Ginawinyun – that place on the coast with the tall tree that you see, near Nakalamandjara!

Barney wandered over later that afternoon. He wants to apply for an Aged Pension, mentioning that he was the same age as pensioners Charlie Anawudjara and Barney Ranidbala. He tells me he is worrying for that rupia, has trouble with his left eye and his eye glasses were recently broken by one of the children. I agreed to get an application form and to help him complete it on my next visit.

As the day cooled off, I joined the singlemen’s cohort, David, Stuart, Bruce Bali, and Tommy Steele and we went across to the edge of Balpinada to shoot whistle ducks. The swamp was covered in clouds of mosquitos but there were very few ducks. I am told the heavy harvesting yesterday has probably made the birds a little gun-sky, hence only about ten birds.

The birds were distributed and I appreciated the fact that Frank’s wife Nancy had my cooking fire alight and ready for the evening. I walked over and thanked her. Tony and David joined me for duck-stew and damper.

A final Petrel Obbicer duty was to update census records. I recorded:

Single men
David Mirawana (1947) parents dec’d
Tony Monalia (2/4/58) Jack ?& Margaret Jinjalara
Bruce Bali (30/4/60) Tony’s brother
Stuart Yirawara Barney and Nancy Djinbarr

Jacky Gumboa

Harry Mulumbuk Harry and his family were temporarily back at Maningrida

Frank Gurmanamana m Margaret Marrgawaitj 1st wife Nancy Bandiama 2nd wife
Betty (24/8/60)
Elua (17/4/63)
Ernie (17/4/65)
Mirabelle (13/6/68)
Florence (?) her parents are dead? and adopted

Barney Geridawanga m 1st wife (dec’d)
Nancy Djinbarr 2nd wife
Mary Djadbalak (Barney’s sister, sharing camp)
Marcia (14/6/68
Olivia (19/6/70)
Polly (11/8/72)
Cindy ) David Mirawana’s siblings
Rex ) living in Barney’s camp

Tommy Steele Gondara m Rhoda Bambula (1938)
Margaret Waiguma (Tommy’s aunty)
Georgina
Nancy
Jessina (Doris) (1/7/68)

Jacky Gumboa was an interesting older man. He carried a disability, wore a scrunched up old slouch hat and he was never without his several tobacco pipes. One was made from the movable section of a mud crab’s claw, the end was nipped off and the front held a plug of tobacco. I found they delivered an excruciatingly ‘hot’ smoke.

He had several other ones – I particularly remember a bush pipe, a hollowed length of wood, maybe 24” long with a tobacco plug holder at the other end. It was so long it always meant someone had to light it, while he dragged furiously from the other end.

He actively participated in most of the community activities, he smiled a lot, but I don’t remember him having a vocal input to any discussions. Several months later I saw Jacky, back at Maningrida, animatedly directing a huge mortuary ceremony.

The following day seemed to be a ‘lay’ day. People lazed in the shade of their camps. I generally followed suit, although I did feed a lot of bait to the crabs, in my efforts to land a fish. I caught up on some mosquito-denied sleep and as the day waned, I took myself off towards Balpinarda. The quiet was palpable, with a gentle on-shore breeze wafting through the melaleucas. I saw a couple of wallabies and quietly suggested they keep moving further into the bush!

The boys came over to my camp, suggesting we go fishing early tomorrow morning. They would borrow the boat and motor that Paddy Gunabandja and Andrew Mardadupa had brought back from Maningrida that afternoon.

We were on the river by first light, heading upstream. We passed a dozen crocs atop the banks, another reminder for me NOT to ever go swimming, despite community assurances! There where huge flocks of birds; ducks, geese, ibis already feeding in the shallows behind the river as we landed at Boula, a place where a small creek intersected with the Blyth River. From the top of the banks, we could see for several miles across the flats to where the trees demarcated the start of Balpinada.

We headed down stream and detoured, to remind the mob at Manakodok-a-jiripa that John Hunter was expected later that day. We pulled in briefly to Kupunga and picked up fishing gear, a damper, tea, billy and Andrew Mardadupa before continuing downstream.

We pulled in on the eastern back, near the mouth of the river – Muganera – where another group of Burada people had established themselves. The outstation was deserted, presumably everyone out hunting!

We turned the boat westward, along the coast for a couple of miles, eventually beaching at Ginajunya. We walked across to the sand dunes and in a shallow creek on the hinterland, David showed me where a stone fishtrap is installed. It had been built and is operated by Frank Gurmanamana.

Back at Lalar-a-jiripa, sightseeing over, we started to fish. We were all successful with several large catfish landed, David catching a 3’ shark. Tony had been using the throw-net and had a number of large mullet. Back at Kupunga a fish, damper and billy tea lunch preceded an afternoon nap. I later went with the young blokes’ duck shooting.

John Hunter still hasn’t arrived. This is only a concern for me, the rest of the community sensibly expects to see him when he arrives! I make a mental decision that if his boat hasn’t arrived by midday, I will ask David to guide me across to the Cadell River crossing, enabling me to walk from there to the Gardens at Gochan-jiny-jirra.

It is early and I am invited by the young men to join their clothes-washing expedition! We all hunker down around that 3rd well, the one designated for this chore and rinse, a little scrubbing and then throwing the clothes over convenient shrubs to dry.

An hour chatting on the beach and the washing is dry. It is agreed that David and young Stuart will guide me down to Ginawinun, where they will meet Andrew, who has the boat there fishing. The plan includes taking me in the boat further along the beach to Nakalamandjara, from where I can easily walk the twenty miles back to Maningrida.

I have my few clothes wrapped in my canvas swag, slung across my back and away we go. Margaret thoughtfully cooked a damper for my trip, and I have it stuffed inside my shirt.

I realise the close bonds that have been woven during my extended stay, a generosity offered without ceremony, a companionship, a nurturing care, and guidance extended to me as I bumbled around.

Later, reviewing my notes from the week, I grinned at my regular insertion of times – 10am we did this, 6.30pm off hunting – so far from the natural rhythms of the day, seasonal understandings, needs, opportunities. Oh well, I was given my first watch many, many years ago.

I think I had a couple of tears welling, as I followed David and Stuart westwards towards the coast.

It was still quite cool, virtually no wind but I could smell smoke. I looked behind me and saw/heard a “whosh” as Stuart applied a match to a clump of dried grass. Instant alarm at the prospect of incineration in this explosive grassfire. David also struck a match to a nearby clump. We paused, and I watched the fire quickly spread to several other adjacent clumps behind us. It died down, almost as fast as it flared, spurting as it reached another clump, died down, spurted.

With no wind the fire relied upon close contact, clump to clump. Yet again I felt I was in the presence of expert land management. I had seen the early dry season fires many times before – clearing out the dried, wet season sorghum, now bent and a tangle, loaded with lethally-sharp seed heads.

The fire crept along but within half an hour, the smoke, the flames had all but disappeared, leaving an extended family of Whistling kites high above, circling, swooping, crying out to each other as a freshly roasted morsel was devoured.

It took us about three hours to make the rendezvous with Andrew. He had a boatload of men and women that de-boated briefly to enable Andrew to run me along the beach the few miles to the western side of Anamaiera, or Shark Creek. (The western side saved me from swimming this unpleasantly-named, mile wide, tidal creek.)

John Hunter and Andy had just been boating past and came in to shore. Andrew departed to collect his passengers while John and I had a brief catch up.

It was twenty-three miles to Maningrida. The damper provided sustenance, and there were plenty of creeks to drink from, as I headed inland, off the coast. I arrived home a couple hours after sunset, tired, a few sore muscles but with a brain still buzzing as I continued to reflect upon that quite amazing week.

My Family Chronicles 

Posted in Animals

My Great, great, great – a lot of ‘greats’ – Grandpa, Emperor Marinus arrived in Australia in 1935, following the decision by North Queensland cane growers to engage his expertise and experience with the Cane Scarab beetle. I think it was seven generations ago that Great Granpa participated in the trial.

He received a one-way ticket on a tramp-steamer, travelling from Hawaii to Cairns. He recorded that it was top shelf travel all the way, plenty to eat and drink, and although not seen, he noted the unmistakable odour of females, also on the boat! He was travelling with two other guys, each selected for their strength and agility, good looks and anticipated breeding prowess!

He used to laugh at this lastly-listed selection criteria, quietly revealing to subsequent family members that he was a virgin when he boarded that boat! But upon arrival, his capacities were quickly engaged. He met thirty young breeding females.

His first offspring arrived on cue. He was then kept in isolation from his fellow male travellers, while one of the guys was selected and encouraged to mate with the emerging second generation of his offspring.

Emperor related in some detail those early days in Far North Queensland. Each of the three males arriving from Hawaii was manipulated, in terms of access to the female offspring. He thought it might be to do with jealousies between the males, but he was never able to pin this down.

Within a year, they moved, one to Innisfail, another quartered at a Gordonvale cane farm, while he went to Ayr. There was a bevy of females stationed with the guys, he thought about forty in Ayr. You can imagine the goings-on!

The chronicles noted that Emperor had died, but that his Grandson, Caesar Marinus was now primarily outside of the ‘program’, free to wander into the creek systems off the Great Divide. Caesar recorded that by 1955, he and his harem had conquered the mountains, adapting diets to forage the drier tablelands better. He chronicled the delights of gorging on dung beetles, on good days sometimes eating hundreds at a sitting.

He and the family also learnt to adapt their defences, noting the insects and animals that would be poisoned by their toxins, educating younger family members about the pesky meat ant colonies immune to their poison. He also noted that they were growing much bigger and stronger than their earlier kin!

The onset of the rainy season was a time for moving forward to new estates. It was Caesar’s great-grandson who crossed into the Northern Territory, at Wollogorang. Tsar Marinus reported a young station boy with a penchant for using a golf stick! Thwack, thwack, thwack – a nasty ending for some!

Tsar continued to chronicle the family’s travels as the hugely expanded empire moved up along the Gulf. Moving forward was no longer a simple logistical instruction, but dependent upon scouting parties out ahead, bringing seasonal intelligence back on terrain, water and food resources.

The delights of the Roper, the rocky uplands of Arnhem Land, the raging wet season torrents and the myriad shelters with the ochred walls of other occupiers. Rex Marinus recalled contemptuously efforts to build an “exclusion-wall” across the Cobourg Peninsula. Rex was the first to broach that barrier.

The many branches of the family were now unstoppable. They crossed the coastal wetlands adjacent to the Arafura Sea. They moved past Darwin in a couple of wet seasons, continuing to devastate wildlife as they moved down around the Bonaparte Gulf.

My father, Premier Marinus took the army across into Western Australia. It was somewhere near Kununurra that I was born and later called to lead the nation. I, President Marinus led the horde magnificently into Broome.

The next forward movement will consolidate our position as the Greatest Blight of all time – “all hail, the greatest, ever President Marinus”. A rump sticker, emblazoned “the great President Marinus” has been printed and distribution continues.

Nosepeg’s Lockdown

Posted in The North

My historical studies informed me that it was Julia Caesar’s fateful anniversary, March 15th. It was of no consequence as I sat in the gardening shed, that served as my Docker River office, wrestling with the monthly Community Report due into Alice Springs by the end of the week. Old Nosepeg Tjapurula strode in. “Tjungari, two tjitji gone missing! Bin lookim ebrywhere but nutchin.” It had been about four hours since the boys were last seen, playing out behind the community shop.

Tjapurula and I organised several search parties. One mob, on foot, went south towards the hills. Another vehicle, with several keen-eyed men and women, went off west. Nosepeg and I took off East, towards Puta Puta, along the road leading back 230 kilometres to Ayers Rock. I use the term “road” loosely, as reality meant following the two-wheel ruts, sunk deeply into, over and through the unending dunes of the Gibson Desert.

Me driving enabled Tjapurula to maintain his casual, but eagle-eyed scan of the track. Within minutes, he had picked up their tracks. He reported that they went up and off the road a few times but came back. We were now only crawling along, but regardless of my intense searching, I couldn’t see what he was seeing!

In sensed frustration, Nosepeg tersely yelled “Lock down, Tjungari, lock down. Dare, you see im?” I stopped the truck. We both got out, and the old man stomped around to the front of the Toyota. There were the feintest undulations in the sand, partially obscured by a recent car tyre. With his stubby index finger, he pointed and sought my understanding. “You see him now, Tjungari?” “Yuai, palya”, I limply replied, trusting implicitly in this bushman’s ancient skills. I could see the barest outline of what might have been two little toes in front of a partial heal!

We climbed back into the Toyota and were off again. A couple of kilometres further along, and we saw the youngsters. The boys had dug a trench in the creek bed and were playing in the shallow bath, filled by recent rains.

Francesca’s Finger Flew

Posted in Characters

Francesca’s finger flew high, blood trailing, arcing gracefully, before hitting the ground somewhere in the crowd, a claw attached, her screams momentarily silencing the tightly-packed bar. “O Gesu Mio” as the sight of her pulsing, bloody stump was absorbed by the stunned crowd!

Notwithstanding Covid restrictions, Darwin’s Lims’ Hotel bar seethed – humanity, humidity, beers, laughter, murderous crabs, numbered contestants, and carapaces competing in the annual Northern Territory Barefoot Mud Crab Tying contest: “The quickest to secure three Muddies wins the purse!”

We needed the $4,000 purse if we were ever going to get back home to Umbria. The Top End was the end of our WWOOF holiday, next stop home, we hoped.

Tiwi Islander crab-tying expert, Pius Puruntatamirri, had been honing Francesca’s skills for weeks. As the doctor applied a tourniquet to her stump and a few grams of morphine into her arm, I think about what steps she might have forgotten? Her tears continued to fall, but I sensed the pain eased as she too, reviewed the steps she’d applied to immobilize her quarry.

That first crab had been secured beautifully – no more than twenty-four seconds with the beasty on its back, front nippers pressed firmly into position, tied off, toe released, flinging the muddie into the basket, and advancing towards numero due!

A bit of a setback, nearly putting a toe into 100mm of vicelike, snapping claw. But a deft sidestep, toe holding shell down, in, under its guard, the string neatly in behind the nippers, out and around, drawing chord back between the upper and lower claws. Gotcha, the string taught and tied off. Fifty-six seconds!

Pius had warned her, “you get lazy after number two …. ya gotta keep ya focus, stay on guard”, he said. “They are cheeky buggers, strong too, real damage follows any mistake.”

Numero tre was an absolute brute! Three kilograms of solid, meat-filled frame! They circled each other, claws clacking menacingly, stalked eyes locked on her, each considering their opponent’s possible weaknesses. They sparred! The time ticked off: “Seventy-five seconds” the crowd roared, as she feinted to the left, string ready, a move to the right, the manoeuvre catching Muddie off guard.

This was it, and she was in, quick as a flash, foot raised, her big toe moving down, behind, onto Muddie, in practised anticipation of the restraint, string strategically moving into position for the first loop, around, and onto those bloody monstrous claws. Italia here we come. She told me later that at that moment, her Nonna and Mumma embraced her, welcoming her home!

The crowd chanted “100 seconds”. Forty-five more would set a record.

OK, she’s focused. Watch out for that right masher, wow that was close. Carefully does it. The left claw is secured, merda, she’s missed the right one. From the back, easy, slip it over and … the bugger has bitten through the string! Surely that isn’t allowed. Can you appeal? Hesitation, I looked across at Pius. There was a scream. Someone yelled, “Look out!”

Warrabri Chapter

Posted in Non fiction

I was very annoyed when in late December I went up to the Milikapiti airstrip, ostensibly to escort the former Community Adviser – Grant Cole back to the ‘big-house’ to pack up his belongings and move to his new posting. I had been told by the powers in Darwin a few days earlier that my temporary posting to Milikapiti, on the north coast of Melville Island was to become permanent!

There had been a change of plans and Grant advised me that I was being posted to the desert – Ali Curang, or Warrabri as it was then known, 160 kms south of Tennant Creek. A telegram from Head Office arrived a few hours later confirming this advice. So much for courtesy!

The barge from Darwin was due to arrive in a couple of days so I packed my meager belongings into the Ute, aiming to pick it up in Darwin and drive south in a few days’ time. This was going to seriously change my plans for the Christmas booze up with my fellow comrades-in-arms. A group of us had a booking for a few days over Christmas at our favourite pub – the Seabreeze Hotel, on the Nightcliff foreshore.

I flew into Darwin and spent the next couple of days in the bar waiting for my gear to catch me up. It did, and I headed down the ‘Track’, the Stuart Highway to the uninitiated, a thousand ks’ south. I arrived at Warrabri on December 22nd, 1974.

In these times staff were akin to chess pieces, one move generally reflected movements elsewhere. In this case, Warrabri incumbent Roger Styles was being moved to a large community 300kms to the north west of Alice – Yuendumu – mostly populated by Wailpiri-speakers, but with some Anmatjerre people from further east.

Warrabri – its name an amalgam of two of the larger language grouping of the area – Warramunga and Wailpiri (with significant numbers of Anmatjerre and Kaytej-speakers as well) was a dusty, flat expanse. Low acacia, a few spindly gums and European plantings of pink and white-flowering Oleander seemingly everywhere picking out the roadsides throughout the community.

A central core of administrative buildings, a mix of old corrugated iron shedding variously designated as the Office, a health clinic, a mechanical base and the government store – a central supply depot that serviced the need for bulk food items for the communal kitchen, spare parts for the mechanical garage, fertilizer and implements for the wholesale garden project and the other domestic day to day consumables used by a community of 500 people.

There were a few new-ish brick buildings – a brand new police station and some staff housing I recall – but little else substantial. There was a style of corrugated building known as a Kingstand – their sad, dilapidated presence set in dusty dirt streets, some with perimeter fencing, most without that provided the necessary civilizing example and the basis for domestic housekeeping training!

Beyond the town, and interspersed between the designated zones of affiliation – buffers that kept some distance between historically fractious language groups, traditional windbreak encampments had been established. They catered for new arrivals from other centres and for others preferring a more traditional approach. Some of these had scrounged corrugated iron sheeting to break the seasonal winds sweeping across these quite flat plains. All were set around hearths.

I had a couple of days with Roger, meeting community staff and elders. A Christmas Eve party was to be Roger’s swansong but despite quite a serious hangover next day, all hands were called rapidly into action. Darwin had had a direct hit from a cyclone – Tracy and sketchy reports suggested major damage.

Our local policeman advised that Tennant Creek (160 kms north) was being set up as a Relief Centre. They were going to need emergency supplies. We raided the government store and baby food, biscuits, a variety of tinned food, blankets, and god knows what else were taken into Tennant. There were roadblocks already set up, stopping people from northbound travel.

Rumours were rife and hard facts scarce to find. I set up my own Relief post on the our highway turn-off and by late afternoon a trickle of strange-looking streaked, scratched and mottled cars started to come down the road. Half yellow, or blue, red or white, half steel grey, streaks ripped through the duco to bare steel. Sand whipped up from the beaches has effectively blasted surfaces back to the steel.

Mick Ivory, my Director arrived about lunchtime. Bloodied from numerous unattended cuts, ripped clothing and a jumbled demeanor provided my first real inkling of things up north. Mick, this normally considered, laconic boss accepted a cuppa and through tears, started a long rambling story. I could imagine the thousand, lonely kilometres, his only companion the vicious memories replaying the horrors experienced the day before. At one moment his concern for Audrey and the kids, another respite with the remembered realization that they had been flown out of Darwin the previous evening!

Despite our protestations, he insisted on moving on to Alice – still another 360 kms further south. In years to come Mick severally returned to that disaster. He remained living in Alice Springs, acknowledging that thereafter he was never comfortable when visiting Darwin during the wet season.

Over the next 48 hours, Mick’s experiences were repeated all too regularly. Travellers without more than a pair of ‘stubbies, one lady still in her pjs, the cars all carrying the same vacant-faced survivors stopped for a cuppa, a chat, another attempt to download, to make sense in their own minds of what they had just been through.

Darwin was to remain off-limits to the general public for the next couple of years. Life went on.

I was to only spend a few months at Warrabri before the wheels of officialdom moved again. But those couple of months provided several fascinating interludes.

I had a deputation of old Anmatjerre men. I had been treating an initiate in their ‘young-mans’ camp with penicillin powder, after an infection was deemed beyond traditional medicines and on about the 3rd trip I was taken aside and asked if I could help secure their sacred story-boards – their Tjuringa.

We walked off across the flat country – stopping occasionally when the men sang snatches of a repetitive refrain. It may have been several kilometres, through quite uninspiring low acacia scrubland. Without noticeable fanfare, one of the old men stooped and pulled aside what appeared to be a dead bush. He revealed the end of an old 44 gal drum. It had a padlocked square door cut into it and he produced a small key from a string around his neck and unlocked it.  Others were busily removing other dead undergrowth to expose three, 44 gal drums, each welded together into a 3.5 metre long, steel tube.

I stood there gawking, slack jawed as the chanting and thigh slapping commenced in a rhythm accompanying the withdrawal of several frail timber boards. Two must have only just fitted into the tube, others were shorter. They were being brought out one by one, passed out and laid across the knees of the assembled custodians.

The boards were etched along their lengths and it seemed to me that one or two men only were leading the chant, all the while tracing the etched, ancient markings with their bony fingers. Judging by the weathered condition of these chronicles, they were very, very, very old.

An hour, maybe two passed, with each of the boards receiving individual attention. Throughout, I sat behind and to the side of the corridor of elders. My mind was in a whirl – how could these old men expose such treasures to one so young and uneducated? Maybe it was a case of desperate needs justifying extraordinary measures. Where would such timbers have been sourced – today’s landscape offered no immediate solutions. Were the Mulga trees of yore bigger than today’s stands or for such ceremonial centerpieces, were trade links to the lancewood further north, the source?

Back in the community I continued to ponder the experience and to wonder at the privilege extended to me. There was an old steel shed at the back of the government store that I reckoned could be modified and used to provide greater security. A deputation of young blokes, under the supervision of the older men helped me transport a severely cut down shed out to country.

But not all the experiences were pleasant. A few weeks later a young bloke knocked on my door one Sunday mid-morning to tell me there had been an accident! I drove out towards Murray Downs Station, our near neighbor, to some mudflats. A bunch of bored kids, mostly under 10 but with a few older ringleaders had borrowed the rubbish-collection tractor and trailer. They were doing wheelies when the tractor, flipped. Fortunate for the 20 children in the trailer that it wasn’t them that flipped. But not so for the tractor driver – killed instantly and for the three boys pinned by the upended tractor mudguards. Two hours working with the police, our mechanic and nursing staff and we had the three boys in my station wagon, heading down the Stuart Highway to meet a reciprocating ambulance requested from Alice Springs. One of those boys died in hospital and the other two eventually came back to the community several months later.

It had been a hot dry summer – fairly normal for this part of Australia where summer daytime temperatures rarely dip below 35C. A typical day, with a stiff easterly wind to stir the dust and provide lift for the bush flies!

Mid-morning attending to bureaucratic paperwork was interrupted with the call to help fight a grass fire burning on Murray Downs. I discovered that thongs, t-shirt and stubbies just didn’t cut the mustard when called in to battle flames –  sometimes flaring 20’ in front of the burn. I was loaned a spare pair of overalls, socks and boots and began my induction into firefighting, at the sharp end!

Under instruction I used a back pack extinguisher, supplemented with green leafy branches and a wet hessian bag to dampen down the edges on one of the fire’s fronts. It was burning along a 10 kilometre line and by late afternoon, there were about 100 of us at the scene, some using heavy road-making gear attempting to create breaks, others like me ‘pissing’ at the edges of this monster, We were all tiring fast!

We had been going for 6 or 7 hours, wondering how this was going to end when a flash of lightning lit up the orangey sky!   Deafening thunder claps followed and then … plopping raindrops – the size of emu’s eggs, started darkening the soil all about – huge dark chocolaty smudges. Daylight vanished, the wind intensified and the grassfire finally met its nemesis. We got bogged in the mud on the weary drive back to Warrabri – but efficiently extracted with the aid of a passing grader!

It continued to rain for the next three days. Buckets and buckets of the stuff and word came through on the radio sched’ that my permanent replacement, Jeff Stead was heading my way. I was going off to Docker River!

It had been a short, eventful period, just over two months. Months later I found out that missing the Christmas Bash at the Seabreeze Hotel, in Nightcliff hadn’t been such a bad thing after all. Colleagues who made it spent that night desperately dragging and trying to hold bed mattresses against themselves and whatever solid structure remained of the pub. First the bedroom windows shattered, the roof went and finally the walls disappeared. They clawed their way to the bar area and hunkered down next to the toilets. When that area flew off into the night, they spent the remainder of that terrifying night crouching in what remained of a brick corner, three of them, two mattresses, flying debris and the unnerving, constant howl of the storm!

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